i fucking hate when 17 year olds win big science awards or whatever why arent you jacking off in your basement you little shithead fucker. why couldnt you wait to accomplish something. little shit
i want to look like an arctic monkeys song
I need $$
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
*blogs the pain away*