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muscleluvr2:

i fucking hate when 17 year olds win big science awards or whatever why arent you jacking off in your basement you little shithead fucker. why couldnt you wait to accomplish something. little shit

caskett-coffee-and-always:

rickate-kateick-caskett:

alwayswritewithcoffee:

castleramblings:

"I’m a cop… helper."

Helping her to orgasms.

He’s useful that way. 

Y’all are bad influences.

^not sorry

Ariana Grande: A summary (insp)

absolutcute:

i want to look like an arctic monkeys song

unretrieved:

I need $$
Not friends

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

  1. iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  2. Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  3. iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  4. Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
Eyeliner game was so on point last night I had to share

Eyeliner game was so on point last night I had to share

svveden:

*blogs the pain away*